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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Don't talk, you'll wreck it!

Last time I wrote a personal post, Mubarak was still in office! I've been writing a certain post for so long that now it looks like random thoughts that are paragraphed only in my head but not on paper so I've decided to post this post to try to break my dry spell(no pun intended)!

Scene I:

Him: heyyyy
Me: Hi
Him: how are u ?
Me: Good
Me: u
Him: i'm great
Him: i'm sorry where do u live again ?
Me: Cairo
Him: hahahah ya i know
Me: I don't remember u either lol
Him: i mean where in cairo ?
Me: (X)
Him: mmm
Him: i'm (X) 22 yrs
Him: lives in (X)
Me: What's ur profile?
Him: but i will be in (X) area for the week
Him: (X) on jam
Him: urs ?
Me: (X)
Him: i like ur pix
Me: Thx
Him: so maybe we can meet for adrink sometime if u want
Me: Can't we just meet 4 sex directly? :p
Him: hahaha
Him: maybe we can meet for adrink first and then we see
Me: I don't understand this abt most of guys in Egypt! Lol
Me: What will happen in "having a drink and seeing"? :D
Me: If it's abt "seeing", u saw me already in pics n you'll c me n have drink or smoke a joint if u want before we've sex lol mesh hanott 3ala ba3d immediately ya3ni
Him: it means we can meet , see each other and have adrink speak
Him: and maybe we have asex after
Me: Aren't we "speaking" now? LOL
Him: ya but u know
Me: Yeah?
Him: sometimes you chat with some one and then u meet him and u see atotally different guy
Me: I'm aware of that, but you've a tongue that u can use and say "u r a nice guy but I don't think we've chemistry"
Him: hahahha
Him: u know what
Him: i really like ur pic
Him: from the chat ya u r nice guy
Me: Yeah thx
Him: maybe we can go for the sex


Scene II:
So I cursed the hormones that made me log on our online freak show and thought about checking "grindr", I mean it's clearly a hook-up mobile app, nothing should go wrong and in the night I should be fucking with someone through it. But little did I assume to know!

Me: Hey sexy, what's up?
Him: Good, u?
Me: Good too, thnx
Him: Where r u from?
Me: Egyptian Moroccan living in (X), u?
Him: I'm Egyptian but living a board
Me: Aha ok! Here on vacation or business?
Him: Business but I'm staying at my parents house in (X)
Me: It's okay, I've got a place
Him: What r u looking for?
Me: Sex

Him: What's ur role?
Me: both, u?

Him: Top
Me: oh really? what's ur dick size?
Him: 17cm but thick
Me: Interesting!
Me: So when r u usually free? Free tomorrow after 2pm if u like to meet for some fun?
Him: I finish work around 2
Me: great then!
Him: We can meet for coffee first
Me: What for?
Him: So we can see each ather, talk a little and c if we get a long
Me: You saw already many pics for me and you'll c me when we meet!
Me: And abt "talking", you've got the 10-15min awkward minutes before sex where u can talk all u want! :p
Him: you r wierd!
Me: No, you r here for 10 days!
Him: so what?
Me: So u r 30 years old, I'm 22 so we're both basically what? 40?! Why can't u just be realistic and accept the fact that there is no need for us to "socialize" or "be friends" since I've a bf, don't need "long distance" friends who live "a board" and I've told u from the beginning that I'm looking for sex!


*The End & I've No Comment, really*

20 comments:

  1. Very Logic from you but ppl always like to play around the facts

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  2. Hahaha :) I do sometimes feel so hot and do the same chat :)

    I never had drinks before bum bum :) It is partly true that the ones who want to have drinks do not come with you to your or his home :)

    I had drinks with some. And with any of them we did not have sex :)

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  3. Echo: Lol yeah like having their body pics online and saying "just looking for friends"

    Caner: hehehehe yes exactly; those who want a drink wouldn't drink ur juices afterwards! =D

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  4. Ice baby, U r The shit, man. gr8 writing & a lot of fun. we've all been there, wasting time, skirting around the issue. There r times when one wants 2 say "I'd rather be masturbating" ...
    Love from Cape Town

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  5. Baraha 3ala elshabab, mayeb2ash damak hamy keda :p

    x
    Ninja

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  6. hehe you're being too practical, some guys are uncomfortable getting in bed that immediately, so they just wanna break the ice.

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  7. incommenworld: thnx for ur sweet comment and yeah sometimes I'd rather b masturbating too! Lol

    Ninja: missed u boy! :*

    Eros: well they can break the "ice" by a steamy kiss! (Pun intended lol)

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  8. Maybe not everyone is emotionally detached as much as you are :)

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  9. Haha my shrink would love u for what you've just said! =P

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  10. New York Prep, Lived in Alexandria onceJune 16, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    You are so young, what's the rush? Egyptians are so hospitable....embrace it.
    Sometimes delaying satisfaction can be even more satisfactory....
    just sayin'

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  11. It's not about rushing or not into the chase, but most of the time they're not worth both!

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  12. i went on this blog thinking that i might find something i can relate to, stories revealing our struggles being gay in a country where they consider it a sin, instead i found some bullshit about you wanting to "cut to the chase" and have sex. maybe there's more to this blog but the first two posts are a turn off. people like you are the reason why we're discriminated against,thinking that we r a bunch of sexually oriented freaks. seems like you are not any different from all the prostitutes and cheapos on manjam. oh and maybe u should consider changing your shrink, don't think he's of great help to you

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  13. My blog title clearly states that it is a personal blog :) My posts could b sexual sometimes, struggle-ish sometimes, blasphemous sometimes...etc

    Being gay and happened to be living in Egypt doesn't mean that I shouldn't live my life to the max and only blog about LGBT issues in Egypt.

    About ur last few lines, if we are gonna play this game of pointing blames then I could easily say that self-loathing homosexuals like you r the reason why we're being bullied and discriminated against.

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  14. i like it soooooooooooooooooo fucken much, i just find it today, but i can't stop reading ur old posts

    Like Why

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  15. Glad you're having fun! =D
    Keep me posted with ur feedback :)

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  16. love this post kind of get wat ur talking about some times i just want 2 have some fun no need 4 the ( talking ) but hay am an old fashion gay that like 2 speak 2 someone and get 2 know him but that doesnt mean that i wouldnt like ( 2 cut 2 the chase )some times - and btw am with u 100% bcuz u only wanted sex and they should know that when someone wants sex he only wants sex

    love M

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  17. love this post kind of get wat ur talking about some times i just want 2 have some fun no need 4 the ( talking ) but hay am an old fashion gay that like 2 speak 2 someone and get 2 know him but that doesnt mean that i wouldnt like ( 2 cut 2 the chase )some times - and btw am with u 100% bcuz u only wanted sex and they should know that when someone wants sex he only wants sex

    love M

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  18. hahahahahahahahaha classic!

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